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MJ Goes Crazy

This time, I'm looking at a photo Hikatan posted around the time of the Neverland concert. But before that, a cautionary tale...

Here's the thing. I'm a total fangirl. Also, I have a problem that can be summed up in this silly equation;

MJ + Boredom + Sugar + Internet access = Doom

(Note: if Sugar is replaced with Alcoholic Beverages, this is also quite bad. Ever been on e(vil)Bay while drunk? Bad idea. Don't do it. It seems funny at the time, but you will regret bidding on that Hello Kitty "personal massager", if only because the friends you got drunk with will remember and tell everybody within a 50 mile radius.)

Anyway, I digress. I do that a lot. I did that even before I knew what "digress" meant. I'm really good at it. I'm also really good at going off on a tangent...oops.

Yep, I went and posted a comment on Hikaru's blog. In English. And I didn't post a link to here from there, mainly because I'm a wuss. But I have technically told him that I'm doing this. In English. Gah. I did wish him a Happy New Year, though, which was probably the most sensible thing I did in that post! Did I mention that I told him I was going to try to improve my Japanese? In English. Again. I fear for my logic sometimes, I really do.

Hikaru's Blog, Part 2: Confusing photo

Right. Now for the main event. The cute photo of Hikaru sticking his tongue out, while some random guy sleeps in the background.

I'm at a loss here, to be honest. Given the tiny amount of context I know about this photo, there are only a couple of theories I can come up with here.

• Hikaru is just randomly striking a very cute pose while sticking his tongue out. Guy Sleeping In the Background just happened to be there while he was doing it.

Or...

• Hikaru is planning to lick the Guy Sleeping In The Background while he is, er, sleeping. (I can only assume that Guy In The Background is just sleeping, and not dead or anything like that, because Hikatan doesn't seem the type to run around killing people. Even if he was, I doubt he'd be stupid enough to take a photo of the corpses and post them on his blog. Hikaru's too cute to be a serial killer, anyway.)

Or...

• Whoever took the photo was trying to get a photo of Guy Sleeping In The Background because they have a crush on him. However, Hikaru thwarted this cunning plan by jumping in and doing a cute pose while the photo was being taken.

I've probably put too much thought into this. Or maybe too little. Who knows?

More next time on "MJ's Fecked-Up Mental Processes Theatre" (or "Hikaru's Blog", whichever you'd like to call it).